time is my only enemy

and it's bigger than anything else i've known.

i'm like the easter grinch

to be fair i do eat choclate a lot, okay sometimes, but in consideration! easter is just like putting up two giant middle fingers to the lactose intolerant society - i want some sort of material condolences why don't haribo make giant eggs?! that'd be sweeeeeeeetttt.


umm, fatty's ill :( which is exceedingly depressing. although i'm not exactly helping situations because i recently realised that i could hold her up like the lion king :D 


love her though. 


so i got a free house for a week when my parents went to venice (seriously dead jealous they're huge gayfaces for going without me) and i made vodka jelly which was LUSH and drank every single day to excess. today is my first sober day for 11 days in a row :| what the helllll.

but it's cool. because it was fun fun fun. and now there's sun sun sun:

it's funny because they're shit :L but i sat down in a field for like 5 hours yesterday to do revision and i played around with the focus it was a pleasant affair. 


i don't usually run out of things to say, i may introduce an idea of mine that i've been pondering over for quite a while now, seeing as bare mens are getting tatoos, i've always wanted something meaningful and, well, french. i think french cursive is beautiful:

thoughts?

hawaiian air

 there's always something about summer that makes me happier, it's probably the sun and the way i don't have to worry about bringing layers around with me :) but now i can look at pictures like that palm (that i took like 4 years get me) and be less jealous of summer :D



- ah yes, i may or may not have slightly broken my phone.. broken? i mean shattered. oopsies!




the main reason i don't like the giant protruding crack (yes the screen does still work) is actually because i can't play "guess the iphone" with my friend's iphones :( i'm beginning to actually like the crack it looks well nice!

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OMG IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS ALBUM I ACTUALLY CAN'T WAIT :D

i managed to get tickets to their bare initiment (apparently 800 people) gig where they're unveiling their new album in one week :D sooooooooo excited!!!

listen, if you will:

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BRUM - i went for roadtripz again:

i actually love that massive weird building but what's inside it is even better; i adore the ground floor of selfridges there's a world foods section, a massive sweets section, and an even bigger PAPERCHASE :D

loving the jelly bean pic n mix thing! it was al so expensive though :/ - nattt coooll












my favourite all time thing has got to be this £20,000 bull made out entirely of jelly beans. i would have had a nice shot of this if some tourist (i know, hypocrisy or what) hadn't gotten in the way! i would've taken another photo but i had to run away in fear of being told off by selfridges staff :( i think i eradicated the problem though :D

and on that bombshell, it's time for me to sleep

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also happy second* anniversary to me and mol - it have known.. of.. molly for three years and they've been the happiest three years of my life. lol jk she's a massive liability.

one word, and it's over

i got ma fridge poetry the other day and someone left all the words in the shape of a circle so i turned it into a heart and put some pretty queer writing around the side. the whole post is going to be a bit gay if i'm honest, mainly coz in a minute i'm going to do some serious raving about

PARIS :D

naturally i'm going to take a billion photos of what really is a metallic structure of beautifulness that suits my ocd perfectly because symmetry = bliss.

we found some bridge going from one of the islands going to the south bank with loads of padlocks + things attached to it, we assume it's something to do with marriage but this is my favourite one:

other touristic views include the arc de triumph + le louvre :)






oh and this is just cool :D
















en somme, i'm basically in love with Paris and want to live there gutted i can't, now i'm 18 - a hell yes :D the first time i bought booze i didn't even get id'd which was just naatttt cool, but i've been out on the lash and have been i'd to get in, and then at the bar everytime i bought a drink.. ¬_¬ natt cool.


- a bientot

why why why why why

WHY.


FUCKING PRESS PLAY NOW




i never have any follow through, except when i'm drunk. maybe i should revise drunk. i am seriously considering taking my french oral a tad tipsy i'm genuinely much better at speaking french then.. but is it worth it.. i'll do the mock like that and see what happens.


coffee is my new best friend and i abuse her like mad, as SOME PEOPLE may say i'm an addict ME i disagree. liking the linkage? that's a measure of how bored i am reyt noew.




so i should be doing revision but i just flingin' flangin' can't.

RIEN NE SERT DE COURIR; IL FAUT PARTIR A POINT

NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM RUNNING; YOU MUST LEAVE ON TIME

basically, do revision now alex, go go go.

no no no, i'd rather watch re runs of friends and write on my stupid little blog which lacks photos, let's sort this mo'fo out:




- i went on a road trip vair recently to celebrate fernandos brilliant abilty to have a VERY wobbly steering wheel at 70mph on ze motorway

i really like the beach :)


- one of fatty :D

lol she looks like a devil cat. okay she's not fat but she was before I'M NOT CHANGING HER NAME MMKAY?!




and yeah the song? really beautiful and thought provoking? luff it. reflectin ma feelingz.


much love xxx

les beaux espirits se rencontrent..

y'a de l'électricité dans l'air

un tient vaut mieux que deux tu l'auras

toute peine mérite salaire

aux innocents les mains pleines

tout vient à point à qui sait attendre 

mieux vaut tard que jamais

la fin justifié les moyens

i adore this. i should probably translate it but it just looks so nice! google translate it. it's very profound.

so hello NEW YAH -

 i wonder what you've got in store for me? this is year when everything (should) change. or at least i bluddy hope so. but once again jack shit may happen but yeah whatevs that's a'ite i suppose. 

new years resolutions?

yes thankyou. i'm just getting over the fact that my last years one was to give up mcdonalds for a whole year and i actually did it, i never have any follow through whatsoever, and usually not enough will power, but i did it :D this yeah i have decided that i should stop driving everywhere, fernando is aiding me way too much and i'm just gunna get so much more unhealthy that i will eventually  have the lung capacity of a two year old and i will HAVE to use fernando. 

did you get drunk?

but of course - entering a new year sober is just plain wrong:

why are you asking yourself questions?

i just don't know.

ANYWAY christmas prevailed me a new sat nav with eddie izzards voice :D luff it "turn around when you can for gods sake stop pissing about" ; "after THREE HUNDRED yards, you have reached your destination, thank god i can finally shut up now". i got other shizz but that was ma fave. 

i have also been given the gift of exams next week, i can't even exchange it. it's BULL i'm so worried about my french retake. i have to go 3 grades up :| i better not do anything stupid. 

also i love this: BOW TIE MAN

that'll keep you guys busy for quite a long time :)

ciao bene.

oh hai snow

so there appears to be some sort of white stuff on the floor that is somewhat unwelcomed. 


lots of news today, firstly a foremost, 

FINALLY PASSED MY DRIVING TEST :D

but the snow has annoyingly prohibited the use of fernando and now i have to walk everywhere LONG                                        

i've driven like 200 miles in 4 days so it's probably good for the ol' petroleum bill :) 

SO YEAH THE SNOW DAY:

       - i woke up late today as a consequence of last night so i've only really had about 5 hours of snowage today :( bad times. but so far i've had about 30 seconds of a snow ball fight, and the sudden realization that this snow isn't even the good type, so no snow men :( i did however take a few pretty pictures for your amusement:

i love it when the snow falls on the trees - it makes for sick photography, unfortunately i'm not a sick photographer. i do what i can.

i did this at the beginning of the day and then came back home afterwards on fernandos bonnet :)

LOL i didn't do this but it made me lol.

I LOVE CATS AND SNOW :D they're so spastic together

whilst at asda, i found a massively cool biscuit, it's like a huge BN :D

use your imagination, they do look pretty cool don't they :D

very photo oriented blog today. this is good :) 

also i still don't feel christmassy, is this worrying?